UNTITLED PART 4
SMILE
Dogs wag their tails--
they do it with style--
but when people are happy--
they smile.
But if it were different--
if the reverse were true--
I'd wag my tail
whenever I saw you.
Then you would know
how you make my heart race
without ever having
to look at my face.
WOMEN AND MEN
Who commits the crime?
over ninety percent
is committed by the gender
known as gents.
Which sex is more violent
and occupies more jails?
You are right, of course,
if you answered "male."
Why does it always
turn out this way,
when the only difference is
an arm of DNA?
Shouldn't the ones
with that extra DNA
make the rules
and lead the way?
I don't know about that,
but I do know about this--
that chromosomal arm
can make some beautiful tits!
COINCIDENCE???
Making love during the day
will almost certainly bring
a knock on the door
or a telephone ring.
STANDARDS
The way that I dress,
from head to toe,
show that my standards
are very low.
The things that I do,
the seeds that I sow,
reflect self-expectations
that are really low.
The good thing about having
standards so frail
is that it is difficult
for me to fail.
The bad thing about it
is that I am
so proud of things
that aren't worth a damn.
JOBS THAT SUCK
The casinos love people
with jobs that suck,
for these are the people
who turn to luck--
and gamble in hopes
that they might win--
never to return
to those jobs again.
But the reality is
they have bad luck,
and have to work longer
on jobs that suck.
GRIN REAPER
I hope to be planted--
in my final resting place--
with a big ole smile
plastered on my face!
And carved on my tombstone,
above my head:
"Here lies a man
happy to be dead."
HUMOR
There is a thin meandering line
between what will make us grin,
and what will anger,
disgust and offend.
Those regarded as funny
have a dark and twisted mind,
with the skill and tact to walk
that thin meandering line.
FLAWS
It is in beauty
that flaws do show--
like bird carp in
the pure white snow.